Simple, yet effective.

my mother is eating chocolate, and she’s actually acting drunk and shit. anyway. shes on my bed laughing and staring at my one direction poster on my ceiling. she started yelling, “im old enough for you harry!” and “niall wants a taste of my chocolate.” and shit about all the boys and her.

im fucking scared omg mom

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